we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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