And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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