summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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