doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Betty ford says i'm here all night
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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