We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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