She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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