meet me or not, i'm out of control
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
i out mim tonsoeep
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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