K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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