Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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