I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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