He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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