David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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