so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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