At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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