hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
