being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
