evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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