He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
a search helicopter?!
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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