Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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