Having a random hookup so left but love u
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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