There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
Randomize