Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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