Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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