Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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