I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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