East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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