Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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