Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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