Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Your tits are I can't wait for
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
