quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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