he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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