HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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