You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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