Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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