Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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