just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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