the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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