Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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