I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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