I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I intend to get homeless drunk
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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