i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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