She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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