he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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