And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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