handjob tips. give me some.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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