i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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