and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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