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I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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