We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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