i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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