Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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