apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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